Types of Friends By Nick Furnari

          Some friends come and go, and some last for a lifetime; either way, they all have distinct personalities that make them who they are. This past unit we were given the task to write an essay, either definition, example, or classification. For this post I will write a brief classification article on 6 types on friends based on Friends the TV show. (inspired by Kyle Sutton's Types of People (in terms of Office characters).

Type of Friend: Ross

A Ross is someone intelligent, but lacks most common sense. He loves to inform others on history and science often through long rambling stories. A Ross typically has a high ego with a strong sense of competition. Nevertheless, although he might have a fast brain, he doesn't have the brawn. Ross acts like a dork and is a push-over that's regularly joked with. A Ross is simultaneously really good and really bad at dating, and is terrible at flirting. He has a sturdy moral compass and will fight for what he wants. A Ross is successful and works hard for his accomplishments. He has a good sense of humor and likes to goof around but also can be very sophisticated. Deep down, a Ross is very considerate and cares a lot about the well being of his friends and family.

Type of Friend: Monica

A Monica is the friend that always wants to be in charge. She needs everything to go her way to be satisfied. A Monica is a very meticulous worker and even if you try to help, you are just getting in her way. Don't get me wrong, Monica is also a very sweet and light hearted person except when it comes to competition. A Monica always has to win. She always strives for perfection and never falls short for trying. She is so passionate and puts so much effort into everything, you know you can count on her. She will sacrifice her own happiness for her friends and is mostly underappreciated for all her work whether it be her perfect cooking, or constant hosting. She is super organised and by the book, but enjoys the little moments in life, spending time with friends and making the most out of everyday. 

Type of Friend: Chandler

The king of sarcasm. A Chandler is a quick witted fellow that always gets a laugh. Whether as a defense mechanism or out of pure humor, jokes, puns, and sarcastic comments flow through him like water. He obviously has a great sense of humor and although it might sting to be the butt of one of his jokes, you can't deny his charm and creativity. A Chandler is silly and fun around his friends but can be serious about his work and his relationship. He helps out his friends and lightens up the mood. Although sometimes he gets too goofy, he is a lovable jokester that everyone wants to be around. Although it seems like he is just a book of jokes, once you get to know a Chandler he is really nice, and down to earth. He doesn't search for competition or a challenge, he is the one that's laid back just watching the game. 

Type of Friend: Rachel

A Rachel is the friend that doesn't know exactly how her life is going to go, and she is okay with that. She still has goals and aspirations, but will often live life as it goes, one day at a time not thinking too far into the future. She can be fun, and sweet, but could also be nasty, and a brat, spreading gossip all the time. A Rachel is often moody, and needs alone time every once in awhile, but also likes to be comforted by her friends. She is a sensitive person but strong willed at heart. She will work hard if she truly wants to improve. She is a beautiful person inside and out, and also constantly finds herself in a relationship. A Rachel doesn't search for competition and if she finds herself in one, she might not be the best to have on your side, but nevertheless, she will try her best. In all, a Rachel can be a little nasty or annoying, but is truly a sweet, kind, and wonderful girl to be friends with.

Type of Friend: Joey

A Joey is the lovable dummy. He is cool, charismatic, and always a little slow to the party. Although his intelligence is not on his side, he has the brawn to hold his own. He loves sports and is always up for a game. He could be very funny, either intentionally, or not. He is childish and fun to be around. A Joey is usually calm and takes life slow, typically not working 8 hour shifts everyday. Although Joey doesn't have much common sense, he has good looks and is irresistible to those who find him attractive. He is a true lady's man, great at flirting and always having a good time. Overall, a Joey is comforting to be around with a smile that's wildly contagious.

Type of Friend: Phoebe

A Phoebe is very strange, but in a good way. She is ditsy, goofy, and fun. A Phoebe is very spiritual and in tune with nature and animals. She is always happy and excited to whatever comes her way. A Phoebe is also not the sharpest tool in the shed, although she sometimes thinks she is. She is creative, and artsy but also has a serious side to her. She can be very persistent to get what she wants, and will not take no for an answer. She often uses this side of her to help her friends that could be too shy or polite to get what they want. Overall, a Phoebe is mysterious, interesting, and an odd but funny person who you always want on your side.