A 16 Year Old Girl Baked Ashes Into Cookies and WHat??? By: Liv Canova

So if you're a normal person like me the first thing you thought when you read the title of this blog post was  w h a t  t h e  h e l l. But yep, a 16 year old girl actually baked her grandfathers ashes into cookies and gave them to her classmates. The articles I've read say 'allegedly" but upon reading not 1, not 2, but 3 articles about this big what?? it's become clear that this girl definitely fed people burnt dead person. Our leading lady (lets call her ASHley because I'm just hilarious) attends Da Vinci Carter Academy in Davis, California and apparently baked some ashes into sugar cookies, then her and her friend handed them out to some other students, but only 9 have been confirmed to have eaten them. Even after revealing to some students that yes, she had in fact just offered them ash-cookies, some still proceeded to eat them. Jay Johnson, a senior at Da Vinci Carter Academy, tweeted about the incident: 

and honestly, same.

Some other students told their harrowing perspectives, saying the cookies looked gray, saying that ASHley told them that her grandfather's leg could be in a cookie.

One kid who actually ate the cookie after finding out that there were human ashes incorporated, described the cookie's texture as "a bit too granulated"?????

My personal favorite story is that of a boy who was told by ASHley that there was a secret ingredient in the cookies and he assumed it was marijuana. Only after she SHOWED HIM THE URN did he believe her that the secret ingredient was ashes. Honestly, all I can say after finding out about this is what?????

Also here is a recipe for ASHley's Sugar Cookies

(PLEASE DON"T ACTUALLY MAKE THESE THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS AN ACTUAL GOOD RECIPE THAT YOU CAN MAKE BUT PLEASE DON'T INCLUDE ASHES I'M BEGGING YOU)

ASHley's Sugar Cookies

ingredients: 

• 2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
• 1 cup butter, softened
• 1 1/2 cups white sugar
• 1 egg
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 1 cup of grandfather's ashes

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). In a small bowl, stir together flour, baking soda, and baking powder and ashes. Set aside.
2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until smooth. Beat in egg and vanilla. Gradually blend in the dry ingredients. Roll rounded teaspoonfuls of dough into balls, and place onto ungreased cookie sheets.
3. Bake 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven, or until gray. Let stand on cookie sheet two minutes before removing to cool on wire racks.
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